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Okay then, here's a list to end all lists (maybe) :

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|1-TOP ELEVEN


|1-FEMALES

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                        1. ßelinda Carlisle
                        1. Shannon from H&Y (Isla Fisher)
                        3. Terri Hatcher
                        4. Danni Behr
                        5. Cody from Neighbours
                        6. Dax from Deep Space 9
                        7. Diana Youdale (Jet from Gladiators)
                        8. Louise Nerding (ex-Eternal)
                        9. Annalise from Neighbours
                       10. Dana Troy from StarTrek: TNG
                       11. Ulrika Jonsson


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|1-TOP FIVE


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|1-WORST CLICES

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                        1. "Information SuperHighway"
                        2. "Get Wired"
                        3. "Surf The `NET"
                        4. "Eat It, It's Good For You" (ie, rice)
                        5. "What did that spider ever do to you?"


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|1-TOP FIVE


|1-ARCADE GAMES

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                        1. Tekken 2
                        2. Ace Driver
                        3. Ridge Racer 2
                        4. Daytona USA
                        5. Virtua Cop 2


$fcd
|1-TOP TEN


|1-TV PROGS


$f64                        1. Red Dwarf
$fcb                        2. Bottom
                        3. Men Behaving Badly
                        4. The New Adventures of Superman
                        5. Who's Line Is It Anyway ?
                        6. Friends
                        7. Shooting Stars
                        8. RoboCop: The Series
                        9. Deep Space 9
                       10. Have I Got News For You

                       
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|1-TOP FIVE


|1-UTILITIES

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                        1. ßlitz ßasic ][
                        2. Ordering (Opus clone)
                        3. Cygnus Editor v3
                        4. Power Packer v4a
                        5. OctaMED v5.04

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|1-TOP THREE


|1-FARTS

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                        1. Silent
                        2. Machine Gun
                        3. Take Off

$e90
|1-TOP TWO PLAYABLE


|1-MK 3 CHARACTERS

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                        1. Shao Kahn (Use cheat - Megadrive)
                        2. Smoke     (  Ditto   - Megadrive)

$acf
|1-TOP TWO


|1-TIT TYPES

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                        1. "Pert"
                        2. Firm


$8fb
|1-TOP SIX CRISP


|1-FLAVOURS

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                        1. Salt `n' Vinegar
                        2. Prawn
                        3. Tomato Sauce
                        4. Bacon & Bean (yum!)
                        5. Pickled Onion
                        6. Ranch (American)


$fdc
|1-TOP FIVE FIZZY


|1-DRINK FLAVOURS

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                        1. Cream Soda
                        2. Dandelion & BurCock
                        3. Orange Tango
                        4. Ribena
                        5. urm.....


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|1-TOP THREE


|1-SHIT COLOURS


$893                        1. ßlack ?
                        2. Brown (see Freak's Workbench!)
                        3. Yellow-ish-brown (Eugh!)


$a9d
|1-TOP FIVE


|1-SLAPPERS


$c9d                        1. Pamela Anderson
                        2. Divine Brown
                        3. Tiff-Nee (EastEnders)
                        4. Selina   (H*me & Aw*y)
                        5. Freak/NFA


$967
|1-TOP FIVE


|1-FUCKERS


$987                        1. Brett Rothenburg
                        2. Brett Rothenburg
                        3. Brett Rothenburg
                        4. Brett Rothenburg
                        5. Brett Rothenburg


$f87
|1-TOP ONE PERSON


|1-THAT CAN'T SPELL


|1-"NOB"


$fc7                        1. Freak/NFA


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|1-TOP TEN


|1-ENGLISH MONEY


$dd7                        1. £100 note
                        2. £50  note
                        3. £20  note    (I still need it Freak!)
                        4. £10  note
                        5. £5 rolled in 4,000,000 £100 notes


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|1-TOP TWENTY


|1-WORST THINGS


$000                        1. Spiders
$5a7                        2. PeeCee
                        3. Bandwagon Jumpers
                        4. Digitiser (Gamma 7)
                        5. Man Utd
                        6. Boy Bands
                        7. Females with small, saggy tits
                        8. American "chat" shows
                        9. Children (little fuckers!)
                       10. Pob
                       11. Nostalgia
                       12. Freak's 300 "blank" disks
                       13. Americans
                       14. Gerry Adams
                       15. The Media
                       16. Drugs
                       17. My Sister
                       18. My Sister's boyfriend (cunt)
                       19. BBC
                       20. Spiders


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|1-TOP FIVE FUNNY


|1-THINGS TO DO


$fa8                        1. Blow torch a spider
$6a8                        2. Pour sugar in Brett Rothenburg's mum's car
                           (I bet £200 the cunt nicked it)
$fa8                        3. Goto Freak's flat and then go back
                           home when its pissing it down
                        4. Watch Emmerdale (sad bastard!)
                        5. Twat someone you hate


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|1-LIST OF THINGS


|1-ON MY DESK NOW


$78f                        1. My Amiga (Street Fighter II sticker on it)
                        2. My telly
                        3. A watch
                        4. A small red screwdriver
$88f                        5. A sampler
                        6. Two tapes
                        7. A letter from Furrßall/Strobe
                        8. Two pens
$98f                        9. My wrists (when typing)
                       10. Some wires
                       11. A pencil
                       12. An empty wrapper
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                       13. 3 holes    
                       14. A multi-coloured pen that looks
                           like a dildo
                       15. Picture of Shannon (ta Freak!)
$fc5                       16. ßelinda Carlisle CD
$bbc                       17. Dust


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|1-LIST OF THINGS I


|1-CAN SEE IN MY ROOM


$88d                        1. LOADS of Amiga mags in piles
                        2. A calculator
                        3. Dust
                        4. A Mess
                        5. Small (knackered?) speakers
                        6. Spider stains on the wall
                        7. Blue wall paper (fnarr indeed!)
                        8. Elite II poster
                        9. A1200 instruction books
                       10. Freak's Assembler books
                       11. 3 catalogues
                       12. My big writing pad
                       13. Loads of disks scattered on the floor
                       14. A speaker that I use as a TV ariel
                       15. A couple of PlayStation mags
                       16. A brand-spanking-new mousemat
                       17. Tissues with snot in them
                       18. *LOADS* of empty jiffies
                       19. Megadrive
                       20. Sega Arcade PowerStick
                       21. Control Pad
                       22. Empty CDROM box (plus CDs)
                       23. Paper EVERYWHERE
                       24. Wires EVERYWHERE
                       25. Street Fighter II comic
                       26. Yellow Pages (ant' even got a phone!)
                       27. Weird calendar thang
                       28. Curtains
                       29. Address labels
                       30. Midi "system" plugged into
                           my sampler
                       31. Plug extension
                       32. Dental Floss
                       33. Plaggy bags
                       34. 2 empty coke cans
                       35. plus some other cack ....


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|1-LIST OF AMIGAS


|1-THAT I'VE GOT


$AEA                        1. A1200

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|1-HOW CLEAN IS


|1-MY BED


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|1-LIST OF


|1-SHIT TV PROGS/THANGS


$9AF                            1. Man O Man (ITV)
                            2. The Shane Richie Experience (finished now)
                            3. Indian films on Sunday night
                            4. Going For Gold
                            5. A Country Practice
                            6. Boring Documentaries
                            7. News
                            8. Life After Birth (C4 "Sitcom")
                            9. Take Your Pick
                           10. Play Your Cards Right
                           11. Flava
                           12. Coronation Street (SHIT !)
                           13. Brookside
                           14. Castles
                           15. Any sport coverage
                           16. Mork & Mindy (sad American "humour")
                           17. Monty Phyton (load'a fuckin' crap!)
                           18. The Fast Show (sometimes)
                           19. Cybil
                           20. HollyOaks (the girlz are sexy tho!)
                           21. PROZZY: Cell ßlock H
                           22. Most black & white films
                           23. BayWatch (yeh, WANKwatch)
                           24. Pob
                           25. American films about baseball
                           26. American films about American football